Jun 12, 2010

 

The Most Generic Review Ever

I think most of the spelling errors and syntactical struggles in this paragraph can be explained away by the fact that a kid wrote this, but the absolute lack of specifics?

"This novel was not the best I have read. Sure, it was OK, but I have read books that are much better. It had parts that I liked to read, but the majority of the book was slow and hard to understand. It might have been better, had the author made less filer and more storyline. I got the key portions of the plot, but it was hard to understand most of the minor characters in the story. The main parts I understood I liked, but during the important parts I usually did not understand what was happening. There are books that are much better, so go and read something else. For the average reader, this is a very hard to understand book that I would not recommend. Basicly, this book had some parts that were good that I enjoyed, but most of the time it was hard to understand. Now, this is my view of the novel, and other people might have a different opinion than I, so if you have read other reviews and choose to read this novel, hey, I'm not stopping you. This review was my thought of the book. In all, this is not a very good novel to me."


I actually am kind of impressed.

(This brought to you by the customer review section for The Witch of Blackbird Pond on Amazon. Wouldn't have read the above paragraph and automatically thought WofBP? Me either.)

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